Bill Clinton turns 70 today

8/19/2016

[Borges]

Time flies...

[Buckeye McFrog]

iThere are (unsubstantiated) rumors Bill may have given syphilis to Hillary

Not credible (for reasons that should be all too obvious)

[Buckeye McFrog]

So yesterday was his last day as a sexagenarian.

Now he's a septuagenarian (cause he's gone septic)

[jmacusa]

Trump is a year younger.

[Sybeck1]

Not according to this.

Trump was born in June of 46. He’s a couple of months older

[jmacusa]

Where did you find this?

[Sybeck1]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump

Sorry

[OwenKellogg]

Danney Williams ‏@danney_williams I want to take the time out to wish my father @billclinton a happy 70th birthday. We'll talk soon. #BillClintonSon https://twitter.com/danney_williams

[varon]

Bill Clinton turns 70 today

What are the odds the bookies are giving that Bubba won't see #71

[Roccus]

Garrett Morris as Idi Amin on SNL describing the effects of syphilis.

(d) Shrinkage of your faloombwehbweh down to the size of a flashlight. If you have any of these warning signs, don't neglect them. I know I ignored mine for too long, but fortunately, in my case, the disease has eaten away only the weak parts of my brain, leaving the strong parts free to declare war on Kenya. Here is an X-ray of a normal brain. [ holds up X-ray of a brain ] ..and here is an X-ray of my brain. [ holds up a slice of swiss cheese ] I was lucky. You may not be so lucky. So take it from me, Idid "VD" Amin, and get yourself checked out today. I wish someone had warned me.