I spent too much time with Oklahoma hypocrite "Christians" to be overly upset. You keep your Christianity in your fashion, and I'll keep it in mine. I do object to being called a liberal. I'm brighter than that. Says the guy who's directly calling for the mass murder of what he considers problem populations in our culture.
Yeah, great, well... let me know about your version of theology anytime, pardner. I'm all ears.
Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump.
I said, "Don't do it!"
He said, "Nobody loves me."
I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
"Yes."
"Are you a Christian or a Jew?"
"A Christian."
"Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?"
"Protestant."
"Me, too! What franchise?"
"Baptist."
"Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?"
"Northern Baptist."
"Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
"Northern Conservative Baptist."
"Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?"
"Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region."
"Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?"
"Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912."
"Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.
Why do I think you won't see the problem?