And can they walk on rice paper without leaving a mark?
Can they unstick a garbage disposal with a simple broom handle?
Kwai Chang Caine got tired of walking the Earth, righting wrongs in his inimitable way.
He wanted to wear shoes. So he joined the Army for the uniform.
An officer saw Caine humiliate a passle of armed cowboys who were bullying a crippled school ma’rm, and he used only his left foot. So the colonel was impressed.
They promised him he wouldn’t have to kill anyone. All he had to do was teach the cavalry how to kung fu fight.
Unfortunately, the first time Caine practised a salute he killed himself.
What a great crowd! Try the octopus. It’s fairly fresh.