And there is communism in a nutshell: The government up your anus with a scalpel.
Regardless of language or ideology, it’s hard to imagine a man being asked, “Do you mind if we carve on your rectum?” and answering, “Be my guest.”
I had an Army doctor—out of the blue—try to push my knee-cap out of place (wanted some surgery experience? I don’t know) and I came close to kicking him.