Are you crazy? Last time I was there, bodies were flying, people were fist-fighting and beating one another with sticks, and there was blood everywhere. My friend told me it was something called "hockey".
That’s actually quite tame. You need to experience Albertan lacrosse heh.
I have seen a few Americans come through this summer. I usually talk to them, but one couple from Indiana really ticked me off. They said Hillary was the only hope, and she loves her country. I asked them to hurry up and take their communist selves out of my province.