[AustinBill]

What next? A car that “puts itself up for sale” if you don’t drive it for 2 weeks?

Don't laugh. Part of Elon Musk's Master Plan, Part Deux, is that your self-driving car of the future will include the ability to earn it's keep by doing Uber-like taxi duty while you're not using it.

[wally_bert]

Unless it is Knight Rider level intelligent with the ejection seat, I will pass.

[Rastus]

“Why did I find this blonde hair in your back seat?”

“Honestly, baby, the car was Ubering last night! Put that rolling pin down and let’s talk about this!”