[headstamp 2]

I have enough trouble with family let alone my clothing bugging the hell out of me.

[Trillian]

It’s called the naggo-matic 3000.

[Oztrich Boy]

I haven’t forgotten my clothes just because I might not have worn them for 30 years. In fact, one full length leather overcoat, that I inherited from my father, he hadn’t worn in the previous 30 years either.

[RandallFlagg]

Would this be anything like Hillary’s pantsuit, “Ol’ Crusty,” getting up and walking around on its own?

[Billthedrill]

"Hello Ebay. I am Mr. Drill's trousers. My waist measurement is 30 and my inseam is 32. I have been hanging in Mr. Drill's closet since the Carter administration in Mr. Drill's pathetic fantasy that he is ever going to be able to lever on a 30 waist without an industrial press and a drum of lard. Please take pity on me. The notion of that wrinkled butt being packed into me like a cheap sausage should tear at the heart of any clothing lover. Make an offer! Cheap!"

My pants hate me.

[Some Fat Guy in L.A.]

Sorry, not going to buy clothes that are smarter than I am.

[Mr Radical]

No, what would be really useful is when my clothes wear out they know automatically and order suitable replacements without me having to waste my time shopping!!!