For the Hillary lovers among us (and you know who you are):
If you lose one sense, your other senses over-compensate.
That's why people with no sense of humor have an increased sense of self-importance.
h/t it
Donald Trump was asked by Bill O'Reilly on Fox News if he could quote any bible verses.
He answered: "Yep, I sure can......Trump 20:16"
"What's that?" asked Bill.
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Deport the son-of-a-bitch, and you'll never have to feed him again!”
h/t June
h/t averagejoe
From a recent Chinese Fortune Cookie: "A new pair of shoes will do you a world of good." What?
Jihadist Darwin Award Winner
h/t averagejoe
Sign on the back of Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
Speaking of political promises...
h/t June
Parked in a handicap spot. Perfect! h/t majorgeeks.com
Some FReepers may have already seen this but it bears repeating:
h/t to FReeper Cats Pajamas for the thread and to Clashdaily.com for the article.
Last, but not least:
h/t Liberty Alliance
