[nickedknack]

“A Politically Correct Character Line In The Temporal Continuum, Starring Beard Stedman’s ‘Girlfriend’ Harpo Windbag”

[T-Bone Texan]

I love beards, as you use the term. The day I informed my family that Rock Hudson's marriage was a sham, and why, the females fell into a funk, as if their reality had been attacked.

Anyway, an Oprah haiku:

A crypto-lesbo
Who hates me and my values:
A black Hill'ry!