What the HECK happened to Paul Simon? On now at DNC

7-25-16 | self

[Buttons12]

Bridge Over TW...I know the song, having sung it myself in public. Never could understand its appeal.
But I’ve heard worse from old rockers. Won’t mention any names...they can be very painful to watch.

[ripnbang]

Does she still have a brand new pair of roller skates?

[Jane Long]

LOLOLOL!!!

[Justa]

“It’s that KodaChrome -”

I recently explained to my 7 y.o. daughter how pictures were taken when I was her age, describing a roll of film. She looked at me like I was was a making it all up. Fantastic ramblings of a mad man. Ah well, I’ll find a youtube on film cameras to link her. That’ll settle it.

[Blood of Tyrants]

LOL! My wife knew exactly who I was talking about when I told her. I had to look her up.

[KevinB]

Franken and Silverman BOMBED!!!!

I just watched that. Yes, they did bomb. Sarah is so hot; it's a shame she's such a stupid bitch.

[Jane Long]

Ouch.

Sad.

Sadder than a washed up has beens Vegas lounge act.

[piasa]

They had someone sing Battle Hymn of the Republic [a surprise in and of itself since it’s Christian] and it was hands down the most excruciating thing I’ve heard in years...

[Sarah Barracuda]

Is he related to the dude that came on earlier to announce he’s an alcoholic..thank God Im not watching this nonsense I might have to start drinking, and taking meth

[GSWarrior]

I think Paul Simon is still married to Edie Brickell. They got into a domestic brawl a couple of years ago that resulted in both of them being arrested and charged with disorderly conduct. Maybe he is a boozer.

[Safetgiver]

but as a solo act Paul Simon was never much to get excited about......He was too! He just needed Jean Kerry there for support.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

I’m a musician and know. He SUCKED. Had I have l bought tickets to a concert of his.....would’ve left early and asked for my $$$ back. Any ‘joe blo’ in the shower would have more musicality. Awful. Flame away.

[Yaelle]

He sounded like dog poop. Absolutely off key and horrible. Some of his fake eyebrow was coming off.

How to age gracelessly.

This convention is so horrible.

Bill Clinton was watching this last speaker with a perpetual strange grin on his face, completely out of context, mouth lolling open. It seems both Clintons have some kind of neurological damage. Cocaine, Bill. A hellova drug.

[CAluvdubya]

By tomorrow he will forget he was at the DNC convention, and complain about some old man stealing his song.

Best line of the night!

[Yaelle]

Franken and Silverman BOMBED!!!!
And they KNEW IT.

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Missed it. But it makes me happy!

[donna]

Paul Simon Born

October 13, 1941 (age 74 years)

[AmericanMermaid]

Does Franken have a lisp? Sounded like one.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Like a WALL over troubled waters.

[DAC21]

Read a write up a couple weeks back that he is on his final tour. Doesn't see the point, burned out, whatever. Maybe it is really a health issue?

[smokingfrog]

The Sound of Silence would be better.