[Lazamataz]

Rage Monkey has a viable solution to this problem.

[Big Red Badger]

I just wanted to caption this;

“Get Off My Tire Swing!”

Go Rage Monkey!

[TexasTransplant]

Laz ya might want to think about a Pastel or less aggressive Tie if you really want to connect.
Or even Bright Red that will focus less attention on your Obama Ears

Just a little positive criticism ... it is all good.

(See your Diet is working)