“teachers ARE illiterate - but they do know how to put a condom on a banana without committing a micro-aggression.”
That is hilarious!
Literacy is so overrated. Just ask Otis Mathis, former president of the Detroit school board. Being illiterate was not a problem. He just could not control is urge to masturbate. Arny Duncan did such a good job in Chicago that it was decided that he should lead the nation in his educational role.