I thought earthquakes were caused by global warming. S/
Oh, sure, laugh if you will.
Everyone knows Global WarmingTM is caused by human activity, (specifically by selfish Americans), and that if we all don't cut all electricity to our homes, destroy our evil SUV's and quit exhaling that Erf destroying C02 , we're all going to die!
Do you really want to die because of your poor life choices?!