Find an old abandoned warehouse, preferably one with lots of rats!
Liberals I am sure would point and say "Look! There is a conservative who is using 1984 as a manual!" at which I would have to respond "You project much?"
It is all fun and games for the Left ("Oh, hackers are just minor white-collar criminals, often just kids, we need to go easy on them and give them a second chance!") until one sees the massive amount of money and man-hours wasted, and the loss to individuals, and that wastage creeps into their ability to fund their comically useless entitlement programs and global-warming "remediations".
Not to mention their own bank accounts.