[archy]

I can see it now, an old fat guy in tactical clothes with a shotgun, sidearm and cane. I wonder if I can still squeeze into my duty belt.

Some of us have indeed put on some weight over the years. Nevertheless, we might be more effective-and better equipped- than you might imagine.

[Lee Enfield]

My sick sense of humor makes me want the pink pistols to get one of those.