LOL
...not quite what I had in mind
Seriously ... I've never seen anything remotely resembling that ...
Come on down to your local IDPA/USPSA/2-Gun/3-Gun/Steel Challenge/whatever match. You'll meet a bunch of regular Joes and Jo-Anns, dressed like sane folk, who know how to handle guns and think on their feet.
You WON'T see Blimpie Lardo ...