Please, please, please! Just tell me how to think! I know better than to question, doubt, discuss or debate what it proper and correct! I just need to know what all of my utterances and thoughts should be!
You are 100% correct in everything and nothing you say can be disputed, I know that now.
I throw myself, and my free will and ability to think and question for myself, at your feet and beg you to take over all of my thoughts and actions.
Teach me how to be like you.
Having fun, are you?
Of course you are being sarcastic, but if you actually did that which you wrote “in jest”, you would begin to LEARN! : )