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Pirates of Carribean, Used to be #1:

you’d see pirates chasing comely girls. That would sink in, and then juuuust before your boat left that location they’d sneak in some irony; you’d see a big, love-struck fat lady chasing a little, scared pirate.

NO MORE — sexist

Adventure Train, Used to be #2

You’d see natives threatening explorers, who were scared up a tree. Each time the natives raised their spears, the scared explorers would raise their butts up to avoid being pricked by the spear-poking African natives below.

That would sink in a bit, but then as the train went along you’d see a rhino who had treed some natives, and every time the rhino pocked up his horn, the scared natives would raise their butts to avoid being pricked.

NO MORE —raaaaacist.