They haven't seen anything yet. Just wait until all the transwomen (i.e. men) athletes start using Title IX to gain access to women's athletics and scholarships.
Talk about getting an “Excedrin Headache!”
Opera lyricists like Gilbert & Sullivan or Novelty musicians like Rube Goldberg would have had a field day with what is now happening and will be happening. They wouldn’t even have to make anything up.