Posted on 06/30/2016 6:02:41 AM PDT by libertarian27
The year is 2016. Are you triggered? Because its also 2016 Anno Domini. The year of our Lord. Talk about exclusionary. What about the atheists who dont believe in our Lord? We should throw out our year-marking system. Separation between church and date!
Because yes, the world has gone completely mad. The planet, its ruined. The stupid, its rampant. The overly-sensitive, its pandemic.
In the year of 2016, its now permissible to believe youre the opposite sex. If thats not enough, you can regress and become a toddler. Still not enough? I get it. Being a human sucks. Bills, taxes, responsibilities, using words? No. Adopt the lifestyle of a dog. Wait dogs are triggering? I GET IT. Introducing yourself to other dogs might leave crap on ones nose. Luckily 2016 has a solution for you. Identify as a cat. You can chase laser pointers and lick your own genitals sans-judgement.
Wait youre allergic to cats? We have you covered. Become a dragon-lady (yes thats actually a thing). The ultimate in identity metamorphoses. Be a man, become a woman, become a dragon. Fly away from reality with everyone else on planet Earth.
Except no.
The introduction of this column serves as a mere illustration of the nut house our culture has become. Its a Whos Who of parading circus freaks, while the ringmaster snaps his whip at the audience, demanding they call the gaggle of weird normal.
Enough. Im done. Fed up. If youre a man, youre a man. Youre not a cat, a dog, a dragon lady, a six year old girl, or your own mother. Youre just a man, and a sucky one at that. Look in the mirror. Then look down between your legs.
Ladies, if you have a vagina, youre not a cat, a dog, a dragon lady. You were once a six year old girl, sure, but this little thing called AGING, kicked in. Youre not six anymore. Deal with it. Be a woman, suck it up, stop demanding everyone cave to your crazy. Real life isnt a soap opera. If youre offended because you think I just used a stereotype, then find yourself a gym. Go pick up something heavy. Do it until youre tired. Then shut up. I say that with love. Just kidding. If you cant shut up, pick up something heavy. Drop it on your head. That I do say with love.
Calling out reality isnt hate speech. Its time we stop caving to the bullish crazies on the left. Calling a dude sir, when that dude packs a penis in his dress, isnt hate. Its reality (read Transgender Violently Threatens Ben Shapiro For Calling Him Sir?!). Dont let them bully you into delusion. To you white people with perms and spray tans identifying as black people (see Rachel Dolezal Admits Being Born White. Exposes Hypocrisy of the Left and CAUGHT: #BlackLivesMatter Activist Shaun King is Actually White). YOURE NOT BLACK. YOURE WHITE. Enough. Like I advised the confused fecalpatties above, I also advise you find a reflective surface. Before you bitch to me, dont.
But see, rather than loons getting the professional help they need, starting with a frogmarch out of their home by kind men in white coats, these batshit turds are thrown in front of a computer and handed writing jobs at major publications. Theyre spewing their drivel to audiences with brains made of packing peanuts.
No, thats the wrong approach. They need a first class ticket to the insane asylum. Ill donate $25,000,000,000,000,000 to the cause. Using nothing but one dollar bills. All of which conveniently identify as trillion dollar notes.
Heres where the poopstorm goes from category one to full diarrhea. We have students demanding we do away with the First Amendment Whilst ironically (if blissfully unaware) exercising their own First Amendment right through their never-ending, prepubescent (and/or estrogen-replacement-therapy) whining. School administrators tuck their tails between their legs and oblige (Dean Fired Merely For Saying Offensive Book Title). Whatever these spineless ninny administrators identify as (sand crabs?), they are responsible for the new species of SJW moron. Behold, the TrigglyPuff.
Again, no. Im sorry youre a failure. Actually Im not. Youre a failure if you believe youre owed what belongs to someone else. Im sorry that youve been given credibility, when youre little more than a bitch-baby. Even if youre a super feely bitch-baby wearing a Che Guevara shirt. Do not pretend to be compassionate while wearing the countenance of a murderer on your chest.
For the first time in our history, we have an entire generation of Americans fighting for Nothing. Theyre not really fighting anyway, theyre whining. Theyre whining for less rights. Theyre whining to strip the freedoms of anyone who disagrees with them. These nazis of delusion carry on unfettered because leftists of previous generations needed their vote. So they pandered. The emperor stripped off his robes ala Magic Mike and transformed into a cat.
But no. Im tapping out. I will not allow these nazis of delusion to dictate what is and isnt true. Truth is truth. Gender is binary. Race doesnt change. You cannot be another species other than what you were born as. Stupid, yes. Another species, no.
Reality is reality. No more chasing the florescent rabbit down the hole of weird. We must stop. We must call out crazy when we see it. Starting right now.
Is this when it all started?
The so-called “bathroom” issues while disturbing are not the real issues. As disturbing as they are they keep peoples’ focus away from the real issues.
The real issues are printing money faster than toilet paper and not calling muzzies for what they are and what they represent.
I had to take a Religion class in college as a requirement. The professor was a lapsed Methodist. He kept marking down my papers for using BC and AD, and told me to use BCE and CE. I was a bit older than most of the kids in class, and I didn't toe the line with BS like that, and simply asked him what the CE was in BCE and CE, and stated that it was a distinction without a difference. He backed off.
“In the year of 2016, its now permissible to believe youre the opposite sex.”
A pig can believe that its a swan...but it doesn’t make it so.
I'm also not pretending that a man is a woman, that government is love, that theft is honesty, that surrender is freedom. I don't have to, I'm old and cranky and established and not worth the effort to try to bully. I tremble for anyone young enough to be vulnerable to this miasma of idiocy.
This...sounds familiar:
Youre a failure if you believe youre owed what belongs to someone else.
It's getting so that it isn't even fun to reread Atlas Shrugged anymore. It was supposed to be fiction. Fiction.
On the whole BC/BCE and AD/CE thing:
Think about what “A.D.” means: “Year of Our Lord”
I’m Jewish, and that doesn’t exactly give me the warm and fuzzies. OTOH, I am also aware that Jews are a very numerically-insignificant minority in this country, and more so throughout the world. We have to adapt to the way things are, like them or not.
FYI, I am quite comfortable in my Jewish skin - using “B.C.” and “A.D.” don’t really bother me, or make me think that I’m more likely to convert or anything like that. As with most of these PC things, it is the Special Snowflakes that are trying to make getting through the day a major pain in the rear for those of us that aren’t so “special.” Those Special Snowflakes who are Jewish (by accident of birth, mind you) are, by and large, rather irreligious and are NOT comfortable in their Jewish skins. They likely feel threatened by mere words and conventions. I have a special contempt for these people.
Any country that can afford this insanity is too wealthy for its own good.
I firmly believe that all this is due to a severe case of affluenza.
That great guy is a she.
Ah but if you are a muslim terrorist then all LIEberal morphers claim you are not a muslim!
“The so-called bathroom issues while disturbing are not the real issues.”
It absolutely is THE issue. It’s denial of reality which is the primary cause of all our problems.
What we need is a nice reboot.
God has promised one.
I’ll take it to heart and enjoy myself now.
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