[The KG9 Kid]

Sure. Sounds legit. That looks just like an iPhone. Of course.

By the way, my great grandfather is the one who came up with idea for round automotive tires. I’m suing every tire manufacturer on Earth for violating my great-grandpa’s unpatented design sketches. If the tire manufacturers cease and desist and migrate to using octagonal tires or something, I’ll drop my suit.

[USMCPOP]

..By the way, my great grandfather is the one who came up with idea for round automotive tires... My G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Great Grandfather, "OG", came up with the idea of round tires. Too bad the car wasn't invented. Then someone else trademarked "Fire & Stone" and the rest is history. Don't pay the fees, don't get a patent. Sue someone big, hope to get a few bucks as a "go away" present.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Ha!! My dearly beloved ancestors, Adam and Eve, decided to breathe “air,” a mixture of oxygen and nitrogen plus a few other trace gases. Every air breather on the planet owes me BIG TIME. I have their original chemical equations in the attic...bear with me, it’ll take a bit of time to find them.