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To: marktwain

” Basically transplanting a modern feminist back 10-20 thousand years ago, and turning her into nearly a goddess...”

Yup, she tamed every critter and made tea of every plant and was such a Nobel prize winning cavewoman tribes from across the tundras and glaciers came to receive lifechanging insight and evolved social consciousness with every “Ug” that passed her pearly white, charcoal-brushed teeth. I’m pretty sure she had a makeup kit stashed in with those roots and herbs, too.

Then the day came when I heard about Jondalar’s flowing locks and golden-fuzzed manly chest one too many times and I sent her 1800 page Neanderporn novel sailing for distance.

You know and I know when she was having “lovely fulfilling mutual intimacy” with Golden Boy she was really shutting her eyes and remembering being thrown down and pounded by that bad monkey, Broud, to even get in the mood - LOL


18 posted on 06/19/2016 3:57:35 AM PDT by Ketill Frostbeard ("Where you recognise evil, speak out against it, and give no truces to your enemies." ~ODIN~)
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To: Ketill Frostbeard

“1800 page Neanderporn novel”. Good description.

The most improbable thing that I recall was her knowledge of simple birth control from a herb tea. Knowledge that she never shared with anyone.


20 posted on 06/19/2016 5:25:01 AM PDT by marktwain
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