[Rembrandt]

“A dangerous, sadistic and unrepentant felon like this needs serious prison time.”

There’s an island in the Gulf of Mexico called the Dry Tortugas; it’s uninhabited and has the remains of a Spanish Fort. I suggest we begin exiling people who commit crimes like this to that island fortress. Put in a library of coloring books so they can rehabilitate themselves.

[The Duke]

There’s an island in the Gulf of Mexico called the Dry Tortugas; it’s uninhabited and has the remains of a Spanish Fort. I suggest we begin exiling people who commit crimes like this to that island fortress.

Very similar to an idea I've proposed for several years, which is to drop offenders off at a particular mile marker of the Aleutian Island chain that extends for 1500 miles off Alaska and invite them to walk/swim home.

The mile marker would vary depending on the nature of the crime. We would drop this guy off at the 1000 mile marker.