The Gods are not kind to rock stars when they hit middle age. Axl goes from a size 28 waist to looking like any other good old boy who spends his time sitting on a bar stool at the local bar. Linda Ronstadt goes from being something that men drooled over in the 70s to a fat ass in the 2000s. This is why they need to fade away once they hit 30 or 40.
Linda Ronstadt broke my heart the way time dealt with her. She was always a heart throb of mine despite being one of the stupidest liberals of all time.
Half the guys I knew in college (and even a lot in law school) had her poster up in their dorm rooms. But Ronstadt's ancestry is half-Mexican, and middle age is generally unkind to Mexican women's physiques.
Except for Keith, of course!
She has Parkinson’s Disease.
If Axl sings better sitting, which he almost certainly has lately, then he can stay on that throne without ever getting up as far as I am concerned.
Mick Jagger still looks pretty damn good for his age.
Then again, he’s been a health nut for the last 40 years.