My uncle had a great story about playing Golf near Nairobi, Kenya back in the late 60's.
Lions are a posted hazard on the course. If you accidentally hit one they would usually wander off to let you play your ball but it was an automatic two stroke penalty plus your drop if the lion didn't move.
"Ceterum censeo Hillary esse delendam."
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Dang! Looks like a golf outing in Jurassic Park!