To: Utilizer
My great grandfather was a lens grinder until he fell into the machine and made a spectacle of himself.
3 posted on
06/05/2016 9:34:21 AM PDT by
umgud
To: umgud
After the fall did he have a “glassy stare?”
To: umgud
Yeah, that’s terrible. That sounds a lot like what happened to my uncle. He was fired from the pickle plant for putting his penis into the pickle slicer while on a break. In all fairness, though, they did fire her too.
8 posted on
06/05/2016 9:45:10 AM PDT by
Bob
(No, being a US Senator and the Secretary of State are not accomplishments; they're jobs.)
To: umgud
Well, that’s what happens when you don’t focus on your job.
33 posted on
06/06/2016 5:10:19 AM PDT by
Fresh Wind
(Hey now baby, get into my big black car, I just want to show you what my politics are.)
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