To: Swordmaker
Strap a cat on one side of it and a piece of buttered toast on the other and it will never even touch the ground.
9 posted on
06/02/2016 12:26:41 PM PDT by
Quality_Not_Quantity
(Democrat Drinking Game - Every time they mention a new social program, chug someone else's beer.)
To: Quality_Not_Quantity
“Strap a cat on one side of it and a piece of buttered toast on the other and it will never even touch the ground.”
And thus the Hoverphone was invented.
11 posted on
06/02/2016 12:31:15 PM PDT by
PLMerite
(Compromise is Surrender: The Revolution...will not be kind.)
To: Quality_Not_Quantity
Yeah, I tried to patent that as a perpetual motion machine. The patent office didn’t go for it.
27 posted on
06/02/2016 2:20:04 PM PDT by
zeugma
(Welcome to the "interesting times" you were warned about.)
To: Quality_Not_Quantity
29 posted on
06/02/2016 4:53:24 PM PDT by
fishtank
(The denial of original sin is the root of liberalism.)
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