Remember the joke “Rednecks go to family reunions to pick up chicks.”? That’s not really funny when the reality hits you in the face.

Two charges but more are on the way... $50,000 cash bond..
Remember the joke Rednecks go to family reunions to pick up chicks.? Thats not really funny when the reality hits you in the face.
Gross true story:
I went to a massive family reunion in Scotland.
It was more of a social gathering as opposed to literal relatives. Folks with different spellings of my last name, traced to a common family name, were all invited. Think Smith/Smyth/Smythe.
Anyway, us younger ones went out drinking one night at a pub, and a “Smith” guy got onto a “Smythe” girl. Not truly incestuous, but we were mostly grossed out by it, except for those two.
Incidentally, the guy, about 28, was a reporter, and thus a liberal, so it all made sense.