[Texas Eagle]

So in NYC it is ok to pee and defecate on the street but not ok to eat salty food.

Don't go knocking New York values. You know how that gets New Yorkers' pull-ups all in a bundle.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Hey! You HAVE TO defecate in the street in NY ...

They can’t figure out which restaurant (er, restroom) to use and what the restroom will be called without getting fined by the NY thoughtless police.