I bet they don’t eat cat poo. Oh wait! some are GAY! Maybe the do practice gay scat with cat poo!
Do they also roll in horse manure? Or something that has been dead for several weeks?
What happens if one chases and catches a car?
Observing my Labs, I’ve often envied their lifestyle. Free food served regularly, a warm safe dry house to sleep in, and minding when they feel like it.
TC