Posted on 05/21/2016 6:28:29 AM PDT by Kudsman
Can you imagine what Mom will say when she spots “Taffy” in the basement?
Lol
It’s only $69 a month on ur Capitol one card. What’s in your wallet?
This thing ain’t for me.
I thought that was the premise of the movie Weird Science. Someone will have to hlep with the clip or pic.
Guaranteed the guy was lying about bringing home a real live date. He’s been divorced twice. Gee, can’t imagine why.
Those are the reasons to get a dog, not a woman. With so many welfare bred people these days with dog level IQs I wonder how much it would take to breed a race of people with pet brains meant for second marriages. These people would need to understand a vocabulary of about 200 words but not speak much. And opposable thumbs that can open a bag of Doritos probably have to go.
They spelled it wrong.
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I see what you did.
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I figure this will be great news to the many many women haters and homos apparently on FR.....heck, its better then doing stuff in front of the computer screen....
A ‘with lots of bells and whistles’ form of masturbation, yet not one poster so far has used that term to discuss this ‘phenomenon’! But then, discussing masturbation is so ... old world.
At last someone has the normalcy to use the proper wording ... is this ‘sophisticated’ masturbation? Or just plain old masturbation? ... And yes, there are male form ones for women to purchase.
Heh, how does a robot dance a slow, sexy samba for you wearing black lace lingerie sporting nothing else but a golden bronze tan and shining black hair down to her hips in a way that would make you forgo the real thing? Not convinced this is going to take off quite as fast as they imagine.
and??? 
Bender got the Fire Down Below
Damn, that was funny!
That was in Men’s Health? What is healthy about that? This man has some serious mental issues.
Gee, I wonder if this article will show up in our heath advisories at work?
When a really good, affordable one becomes available, I predict the fall of civilization no more than 20 years later.
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