In search of bigger butts, women find South Florida death traps

Miami Herald ^ | May 17, 2016 | Fabiola Santiago

[SkyDancer]

Those two items aside, it’s the face lift women that turn out scary.

[Tax-chick]

... it's the face lift women that turn out scary.

Google "Duchess of Alba."

Once a tv or movie actress has work done on her face, it's only a couple of years before she's got to live on her residuals, because she looks like an alien. A stage performer can get away with it a little longer.

[metmom]

That’s too true.

They backfire.

[Tax-chick]

Big time. I suppose if one has one’s thighs tucked up, nobody is likely to notice, but doing stuff to the face rarely works well.

[RegulatorCountry]

Once a tv or movie actress has work done on her face, it's only a couple of years before she's got to live on her residuals, because she looks like an alien. A stage performer can get away with it a little longer.

Some of them turn out very well, some of them don't. I think it's the ones who try to alter their basic appearance, that end up looking not quite human. The cheek implants and the lip injections are prime culprits. Those who just want to look like themselves ten years ago generally fare OK, if they go to a competent surgeon. The women I've known who have had work done looked good after a month or two. It apparently takes time to fully heal and for the skin to settle in and look normal again.

[Tax-chick]

looked good after a month or two

But after a couple of years? You should see my aunt!

Some surgeries don't seem to go wrong as often. Rhinoplasty ... you still have a nose, it's just different. And blepoplasty, to get the bags out from under your eyes.

I'm fortunate to have good genes, plus I've used sunscreen all my life. When Elen says, "Sunscreen is for the weak," I just shake my head. People like her make dermatologists rich.

[drSteve78]

When did having a fat ass become attractive?

Who wants to rodger a hippopotamus? Another hippopotamus 🦛

[PeterPrinciple]

The idea of having a butt the size of a bowling ball or basket ball is what turns guys on? And the women that do it think they’re sexy?

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All you got was miniskirts and pantyhose...............

[drSteve78]

Adverbs are dangerous little devils: their placement nearly always impacts the meaning of a sentence.

Dangerous little adverbs are devils:their placement always nearly impacts the meaning of a sentence.

[dfwgator]

And he cannot lie...

[RckyRaCoCo]

“It’s okay, Cliff. Many American girls enjoy you, too. They enjoy your protruding buttocks all the time!”

[gitmo]

[gitmo]

It doesn’t turn this guy on.

[dforest]

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