‘The science is settled’! ThinkProgress LGBT editor is ‘pretty sure some men DO menstruate'

Some twitter tweets on twitchy.com ^ | May 19, 2016 | twitter tweets Sarah D.

[goodwithagun]

Screenshots at link.

[Trillian]

Cartman's Period

[Salman]

It all becomes clear once you realize it is referring to "trans men" who are really women.

Translation of the bizarre assertion into normal-speak: There are women (who menstruate) who are male impersonators.

[Rastus]

Secret Agent Man
That is totes five syllables
Okay, we done here

[West Texas Chuck]

I have some meanass traits.

[dangerdoc]

“Also, any man who feels any sexual interest toward me is homosexual.”

That’s almost a super power.

[Boogieman]

[Tax-chick]

That’s almost a super power.

True. However, while I identify as a man, I'm homosexual when I see a picture of Tom Selleck. On the other hand, I can change my identification and my orientation at will, without changing anything else.

"I'm a lesbian. If you hire me, you get to check off a sexual-minority quota."
"But you're married to a man, and you have ten children."
"My husband ... er, wife ... identifies as a woman. Our children identify as reptiles, except for Kathleen, who is a sparkly purple pony with wings."

[RetiredTexasVet]

I’m sure that the “rump rangers” probably have more of them and more frequently!!!!!!

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

#5. No. Neither does scratching one’s jock itch rash until it bleeds.

[Tax-chick]

Tea-tree oil, for all your tinea varieties. Also makes you smell like a eucalyptus forest, so watch out for koalas.

[goodwithagun]

What’s your problem with koalas you hateful bigot? You know, it’s koalaphobes like you that make this planet less peaceful #koalalivesmatter

[Penelope Dreadful]

My BFF just did a Haiku for me on this. She is very artsy fartsy. I am not sure I get it, but she swears it is very classy:

If You Prick Us. . .
A Haiku

Strangers in the night
The White Cliffs of Ben Dover. . .
Red tide at morning

[Tax-chick]

I kicked a koala just yesterday. Hearing him scream made my day!

[goodwithagun]

I need a safe space!

[Tax-chick]

Have you considered Australia?

[goodwithagun]

Yes! Great idea. They hate guns and have the world’s deadliest snake and spider.

[Trillian]

So does that koala!

[goodwithagun]

What about the koala? SJWs don't like it when you take the focus off of their special snowflake-ness to actually address the issue they are cry bullying about. Me, me, ME!

[Tax-chick]

The important thing is that you feel accepted and personally affirmed as you die from the snake or spider bite or the Islamist machete attack.

[goodwithagun]

Feelings over facts. What could go wrong?