I have a gently used kel-tec PF9 9mm pistol I don’t need, and I will discount it deeply (only to freepers) and give it away to you today for the bargain price of only $99,000.
Sell it as a Replica.
Put it in a Shadow Box with a Hoodie, Skittles and an Arizona Watermelon Drink.
Give George Zimmerman $100 to Autograph it and sell it to those Pawn Stars guys.