[FatherofFive]

Heisenberg was stopped for doing 85 in a 45mph zone. The sheriff shouted “Do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenberg replied, “Yes, but I don’t know where I was.”

[zeugma]

A little while later, Heisenberg was stopped again for speeding. The sheriff shouted “Do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenberg replied, “No, but I knew exactly where i was!”