251 DAYS

5/14/2016 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

It is 251 days, 2 hours, 48 minutes, 37 seconds until the pusillanimous unctuous disgusting venal Marxism-loving crazed arrogant sanctimonious Christophobic nefarious lying brazenly-hypocritical imperious preening maniacal Godless opportunistic insincere ruinous prideful petty heinous autocratic twisted reality-inverting perverse Imperialist bragging transexual-favoring sacrilegious vengeful tricky oily pathetic artificial querulous haughty glib self-centered constantly-golfing despicable Che-idolizing demonic cocky nihilistic destructive Islamic ruthless tragedy-celebrating malevolent miscreant caucasian-hating nasty loathsome homosexual Allah-worshiping failing criminal-coddling patronizing oligarchist disasterous conspiracy-creating smug anti-American immodest freakish sissified thin-skinned toxic oppressive Internet-killing sociopathic hateful racist Mohammad-loving traitorous evil supercilious devious angry incompetent treasonous Supreme-Court-destroying threatening middle-finger-waving heartless breacher-of-trust socialist petulant conceited deviant violence-provoking Constitution-ignoring malignant provocational queer narcissist noxious Saboteur-In-Chief illegal hideous dreadful Satanic communist gay crack-smoking pernicious Kenyan crypto-muslim mendacious dictator usurping Choom-smoking so-called-President "Stompy-Foot" Obama, who is now a confirmed supporter of Islamic terrorists, leaves office.

That is:
251 days
6026 hours
361608 minutes
21696517 seconds

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[Lazamataz]

Obama is ruinous.

[relictele]

This counter is not moving fast enough for my liking. :(

[samtheman]

Your description of Obama is thoughtful and thorough. I can’t think of a single thing you left out.

[gaijin]

I must say that knowing that you are voting for Hillary, PJ, takes some of the fun out of this.

[StoneWall Brigade]

Thanks Laz

[Lazamataz]

I’m not PEEJAY!

I’m Dick Cheney.

[Lazamataz]

Like John Paul Jones once famously said,

“I have not begun to describe!”

[samtheman]

yet

[tumblindice]

I am Ornerycus. We're counting the days too. Do me a flavor, bro', spackle my chin-hole?

[I cannot think of a name]

The problem is, once 0 is gone, we'll still be stuck with the 60 million imbeciles that voted for him!

Sure wish they'd leave as well.

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

You guys are so misguided. The problem is not Obama, it IS a multitude of voters who are fools, who as someone wrote,

"...are with no common sense nor good judgement and so depraved as to be willing to vote for such a man as President."

They have not been corrected or made whole in their thinking. So, the absence of Obama will NOT solve the problem.

[seawolf101]

Well, if they actually took out the dead votes and only counted people that were alive that would take care of a large percentage of the vote. And if they actually required voter ID’s jut like many other countries 0mama would not have won.

[proud American in Canada]

Is Satanic in there? Perhaps stupid as well. As another person said, the counter just can't move fast enough. Sadly our counters move at the same rate as his does-- it's like having kids: you love to watch them grow up but unfortunately you get old just as quickly as they bloom into adulthood. 😉