[lee martell]

Very Good! Although that guy probably would’nt get it right away.

[FatherofFive]

Harold meets Shirley at a retirement community in Florida. Every day they take a walk around the lake, and sit and talk. After a few days, the old guy asks, “While we sit and talk, could you hold my penis?” She says sure, and this goes on for a few days.

She is looking for him one day, and asks at the desk if they’ve seen Harold. They say that Harold went for a walk with Stella. She goes outside, and she sees Harold with Stella at the other side of the lake, Harold has his pants down and Stella holding his penis.

That night, a devastated Shirley asks Harold “I thought we had something special!” “Is Stella prettier than me?” “No” “Is she a better conversationalist than me?” “No” “Does she have more money than me?” “No”

“Than what does Stella have that I don’t have?” He looks at her and says, “Parkinson’s”