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To: dfwgator

I didn’t realize girls grew on trees.


10 posted on 05/10/2016 2:47:08 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido
I didn’t realize girls grew on trees.

Reminds me of the joke where the 2 old gals were walking on the beach and came across a couple of guys who were buried up to their, ahem, appendages, obviously trying to get them as tan as the rest of their bodies.

When they saw them poking out, one said to the other, "After all these years chasing after those things, I finally find a place where they're growing wild - and me too old to harvest them."

16 posted on 05/10/2016 2:54:24 PM PDT by Quality_Not_Quantity (Democrat Drinking Game - Every time they mention a new social program, chug someone else's beer.)
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To: Larry Lucido
In> trees.
18 posted on 05/10/2016 2:55:39 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Larry Lucido

“I didn’t realize girls grew on trees.”

Yeah, but down in Key West, who knows what they were originally and how the hell they identify their selves these days.


31 posted on 05/10/2016 4:26:31 PM PDT by edh (I need a better tagline)
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