On a really dark night I heard 2 perps walking on my deck slowly. I got my shotgun and snuck the long way around my house. When they heard me one turnedd and I could see his eyes! I leveled my shot gun and the perp then moooed.
Ribeyes for all?
Lucky she did not lose her bowels on your deck.....
Was the perp a cow or did you mean “moved”?
/originally snark, but not sure now...