[shelterguy]

Why do married men die before their wives? They WANT to.
If I was married to THAT I would jump off a bridge.

[GeorgiaDawg32]

If I was married to her and she offered me hemlock, I’d drink it.

(h/t to Winston Churchill)

[EEGator]

“If I was married to THAT I would jump off a bridge.”

I’d take her to Ft. Marcy Park...