Not that I love Germany, but in 1974 I attended the University of for the summer. I was taking a shower in ‘Hommen’ shower and a lady asked if I would share the shampoo I was using. Said she could not get the brand in Deutschland. In a bar, I was about to take a crap in the ‘Dammen’ restroom, but it was so filthy I pinched by arse until the stall in the ‘Homme’ room was clear.
U of Muenster, dammit.