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Police: Man stinks up Georgia bar using flatulence spray
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| April 15, 2016
Posted on 04/15/2016 9:09:01 AM PDT by PROCON
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He needed a spray?
What a rookie!
A couple of bean burritos and a beer is all you need.
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posted on
04/15/2016 9:09:01 AM PDT
by
PROCON
To: PROCON
Some guys just know how to please a lady.
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posted on
04/15/2016 9:12:44 AM PDT
by
rockrr
(Everything is different now...)
To: PROCON
It beats the smell of Hai-Karate aftershave.
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posted on
04/15/2016 9:14:59 AM PDT
by
IronJack
To: PROCON
Too bad she didn’t have a spray can of Bull$h!+ Repellant (Spencer’s Gifts $4.95) handy.
To: PROCON
The alleged perp
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posted on
04/15/2016 9:16:15 AM PDT
by
Menehune56
("Let them hate so long as they fear" (Oderint Dum Metuant), Lucius Accius (170 BC - 86 BC))
To: PROCON
Sounds like a wonderful product to take to political speeches?
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posted on
04/15/2016 9:17:28 AM PDT
by
faithhopecharity
("Politicians are not born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 -- 43 BCE))
To: IronJack
It beats the smell of Hai-Karate aftershave.Which beats the heck out of the smell of Brut aftershave.
To: PROCON
I’ve smelled those Fart Sprays, and they smell more like a Stink Bug than a turd. Nasty to be certain, but several steps down from a good hot bean fart.
To: PROCON
“He needed a spray?
What a rookie!
A couple of bean burritos and a beer is all you need.”
Yes. But think of the cost savings experienced in replacement underwear.
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posted on
04/15/2016 9:23:02 AM PDT
by
WKUHilltopper
(And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
To: PROCON
“Zengo was charged with disorderly conduct, public intoxication and underage consumption of alcohol.”
So was he in the bar when he was charged with public intoxication? If so, that might be a first.
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posted on
04/15/2016 9:24:38 AM PDT
by
Durbin
To: WKUHilltopper
Who wears underwear anymore? :-)
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posted on
04/15/2016 9:25:00 AM PDT
by
PROCON
To: PROCON
In related news, the Colonoscopy I had last Wednesday went well. It was a Polyp free Zone. #;^)
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posted on
04/15/2016 9:27:25 AM PDT
by
Kickass Conservative
(It is better to live one day as a lion than one hundred years as a sheep)
To: PROCON
Was it “Silent But Deadly”?
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posted on
04/15/2016 9:28:53 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: PROCON
I once rendered an outdoor basketball court temporarily unusable.
And I didn’t even need a spray to do it.
Amateur.
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posted on
04/15/2016 9:29:34 AM PDT
by
Yashcheritsiy
(You can't have a constitution without a country to go with it)
To: PROCON
arrested after police say he unleashed a bottle of flatulence spray inside an Athens bar.....THAT was a crime?!!! Jeeeez, I’m gonna be executed!!!! Just yesterday I ‘flatulated’ in a bar (well, more than once) and the snooty bitch walking past me said “Did you SHIT yourself?”. I said “No Ma’am. I always smell this way at 8 o’clock at night.
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posted on
04/15/2016 9:33:48 AM PDT
by
Safetgiver
(Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
To: Safetgiver
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posted on
04/15/2016 9:35:21 AM PDT
by
PROCON
To: PROCON
i gotta get me some of that junk... it’ll keep the idiots out of my office!
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posted on
04/15/2016 9:35:28 AM PDT
by
camle
(keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
To: PROCON
Beer, polish sausage, pickled eggs and jalapeno’s always worked for me.
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posted on
04/15/2016 9:40:37 AM PDT
by
umgud
To: PROCON
As the ancient Roman philosopher, Afflatus Prolongo once said, “Who smelt it, dealt it”
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posted on
04/15/2016 9:41:24 AM PDT
by
Noumenon
(Resistance. Restoration. Retribution.)
To: Safetgiver
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posted on
04/15/2016 9:42:34 AM PDT
by
umgud
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