If any pinko writer knows about Dildos, it is David Corn.
His slogan is “A Dildo is a man’s best friend”.
Favorite song: “Me and My Dildo”
What a piece of trash he is and always has been.
Give me auto-eroticism or give me the next best thing.
Lincoln was the Great Emancipator, Reagan the Great Communicator. Looks like Ted is the Great Non-Fornicator, although if the rumours are right, one would have to say that he walks the walk when he talks the talk of no auto-erotic substitute for the real thing.
So one then wonders, what happened to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness? We hold these truths to be self-evident, there isn’t always a lady present.
Mr. Hefner, tear down that pay-wall.