[boop]

I'm old enough to remember when boy's pants were slim, regular, and "husky".

As I was "slim" back then, I thought "husky" was something I'd never be.

But I'm a grown man now, and would actually like to be considered "husky".

Instead, I just wear whatever pants fit me.

And it ain't "slim".

[null and void]

Yeah. I always wore husky.