[bgill]

That’s nothing. You want shocking? Wait until a live 6 foot snake comes flying out of the toilet hitting his head in the middle of your forehead.

[Salamander]

I have a couple of big “eager eater” Boas who test my reflexes often.

So far, so good.

[GingisK]

A dopey snake discovered the fan belt in my engine last supper. He did manage to break the belt, but was definitely the loser of the encounter.

[Hot Tabasco]

Wait until a live 6 foot snake comes flying out of the toilet hitting his head in the middle of your forehead.

The last time I had my head in a toilet bowl was over 30 years ago...........

If you're still getting hit in the forehead with snakes from your toilet at your age then I would suggest you give up drinking.............:)

[X-spurt]

Bet that didn’t require any follow-up ExLax.

[Ditter]

LOL! That reminds me of something that happened to my husbands uncle. The barn door was on a roller and you slid it to the left to open it. There was a snake up on the roller and it was pinched when he slid the door. It was a long snake and it came down and bit him on the top of his head. Uncle fell to the ground screaming that he was going to die. MrDs dad said “Get up fool it was a chicken snake, you are not going to die”