I think you forgot retribution plan leaving no trace.
Oh absolutely. That list of mine was just the first 5 minutes after I got home.
And the fresh bar of Lava soap would be a mere chip left after the first two minutes of removing most of my epidermis.
The first order of business is getting my Corpus Delecti very clean.....with pumice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKyNNlTZ8U4