[Haiku Guy]

“Hey... Who got his ass kicked last night?”

“Trump got his ass kicked last night”

Five minutes later... “Hey... Who got his ass kicked last night?”

“Trump got his ass kicked last night”

Five minutes later... “Hey,... Who got his ass kicked last night?”

“I keep telling you, Trump got his ass kicked last night. Don’t you remember?”

“Yeah... But I just like hearing you say it!”

[ConservativeWarrior]

Congrats to Ted Cruz for winning, um, Wisconsin.

This is truly pivotal, and Cruz now stands an excellent chance of surpassing Donald ...

HAHAHAHAHA....Sorry. I almost got it all out!

[Sideshow Bob]

John Winger: C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like going into Wisconsin.

Russell Ziskey: Well, I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin.