What if thousands of tiny leprechauns fly out your ass and all pledge eternal fealty to the Bern?
What if the man in the moon rises off his lunar throne, comes down to Earth and orders all humankind to henceforth desist eating chucken in any form?
What if tomorrow morning all the trees on Earth speak as with one voice and endorse John Kasich for President?
What if...
“What if tomorrow morning all the trees on Earth speak as with one voice and endorse John Kasich for President?”
Actually trees do speak to each other. Have you not seen Avatar?
Actually, I do believe they communicate on some level.