I’ve upgraded my blinkers to the sealed, fluidless type and put helium in my tires.
:)
The wife pulls into the service station. She explains that her husband is stuck at home because he has a flat tire. She asks if she can borrow an airtank with air in it to fill his tire so that he can bring his car in. The attendant says, “sure, ok not a problem”. He connects the shop airline to the tank and begins filling it with compressed air. He stops when the gauge reads 100psi. He tells her, “there you go lady. I put a hundred pounds in there for ya.” She says, “are you crazy!? I can’t lift a hundred pounds!”
You have one of those hover cars, then. :)