Posted on 03/30/2016 4:48:10 AM PDT by V K Lee
A little too long but good.
I would add: with women entering combat, men don’t even have to go to war.
You like touching the third rail?
There might be 1 that doesn’t really apply. Not sure which one.
Someone can touch them and they don’t bruise.
Why do men die before women???
Because they want to.
Many a truth spoken in jest
Who isn’t going to get a kick out of this? I think the last one must be an “add on” as I don’t recall that in the original....
I will add my 2 cents - men are happier because the female’s job is to keep track of EVERYTHING and has the job of reminding the male about EVERYTHING. He knows she’ll remember and he won’t have to. As they grow older, it gets to be even more so.
Have you ever noticed, one of the most important attribute women want a man to have, is to have a good sense of humor and to make them laugh?
After they’re married, they do everything they can to change that.
DRESSING UP A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
When I was a kid, I remember my mom going to the hairdresser before getting her new driver license photo.
When I had to get mine renewed, I didn’t even comb my hair.
Gonna dispute the one about car mechanics. They are getting to the point (as a group, no doubt there are exceptions) where they don’t even tell men the truth anymore (at least some of the time, this is because the mechanic doesn’t know the truth either).
“A little too long but good.”
LOL - could be! So is the conversation when a male attempts to explain to a female how a combustible engine works :-/
Perhaps. Would like to add to that mechanic portion to include car salesman
I actually have to be the one who reminds her of upcoming appointments and relatives' birthdays, anniversaries, etc. I don't actually do the remembering -- that's what calendar apps are for. I just pass it along.
“combustible?”
Bookmarked.
For instance, his phone, car keys, checkbook, shoes,and toothpick? Or that special ‘will cherish forever’ artifact saved since childhood? :-/ Not only are women expected to nurse the wounded, they are also to fill the ‘hunting hound’ notch as well.
I was stuck in traffic on I-295 in DC one day when a girl in the hippy van in front of me exited the van, squatted, spread her skirt, and then peed. My wife tells me that growing up in rural NC, the women working the fields always wore skirts/dresses and no underwear so they could do the same as the hippy girl. The world can be a woman's urinal as well depending on what she is wearing.
It isn’t that men can’t remember things. It’s just that the things women remember are trivial. Things like birthdays, anniversaries, what you wore on your first date, your children’s names ... Useless stuff like that.
Whereas men remember the important things. Like the firing order of a small-block Chevy and Joe Namath’s lifetime passing percentage.
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